You: lol
You: hi
You: heh))) lol
You: so coll
You: ak 47?
Stranger: komityet bezaposnasti
You: nice)
You: heh nice))
You: real?
You: SVD? ))
Stranger: SVD dragunov
Stranger: sniperski
You: where you frome dude?
Stranger: alasjka
You: круто
Stranger: but i can see russia from bristol palins bedroom
You: )
You: but... where yo get this weapons?
You: you*
Stranger: ya bil perivodcheekom b armee sha
You: kryto
Stranger: i steel them from spetsnaz
Stranger: i trade caviar smuggled from siberia
You: ti realno na obi4nogo ruskogo myshioka poxosh
Stranger: on fishing boats
You: steal? holy moly)
You: steel*
Stranger: ya steal
Stranger: Urt my eemya
Stranger: Uri
You: ti russkiy xoposho znaesh?
Stranger: neemnoshka
You: et ploxo(( Xotia ladno
You: do you have icq\skype or somtheng like that?
Stranger: ya kontrabandoi shloxi ha lodke reebu
Stranger: skype
Stranger: sat phone
Stranger: ham radio
Stranger: all for smuggling
Stranger: make big money
You: exelent. can you give me your skype?
Stranger: why? do u have gkirls to smuggle
You: xD
Stranger: or cavier
Stranger: i need weapon so]kilencers for makorovs
Stranger: solincers
You: i don't have it/ You know that weapons are restricted in russia, for... citizens
Stranger: amything is available for money
You: i need your skype bacause you extremly cool
Stranger: i only give skype for business or for women to bring for brothels
You: ouch(( it's bad(
Stranger: 7000 dollars for all paperwork and transport they think they come for modeling job bu then russian mafia bjuy them from me for Brighton nbeach brothels in brooklyn
You: 7000? WOW
You: do you have ak74u?
You: )
Stranger: yes but itmis hard travcel in stinky fishing boat from novisybirsk
Stranger: 'no i have ak 74 but nto shorty
Stranger: when i get them they sell fast right away
You: and yepm why you beard so big? )
You: too cold in alaska?
Stranger: undercover scruffy fishermann mjust have beard
You: )) hah)) nice bread anyway.
You: beard*
Stranger: and then i can shave when militzi look for me
Stranger: where u at?
You: do you have bullets for your weapions?
Stranger: maybe get job for u
You: weapons*
Stranger: can u killm a person that u do nkot know?
You: maybe.... but i don't have weapons(
Stranger: LOL 35,000 bullets in stock
You: wow... 0_0
Stranger: use a kitchen knkife kill frunk policeman and take hkis weapon
You: wow wow... than they kill me
You: wow
Stranger: no kill drunk policermsan in moscow but one from causcaus
Stranger: then noone cares
You: thats true(
You: I hate my country(( No one cares about Russia(
Stranger: or just pay soldier that works in armory for parts and build ak
You: but i don't think i can find soldier that give me a wepaons
You: weapons*
Stranger: iLOL anywyas i am juat kidding i am a missianary to the heathen
You: )
You: but why you need these weapons? for hunt? xD
Stranger: i save someons soul and in payment they give me their weapons
You: a
Stranger: then i can sell the weapons to buy food for the hungry and bibles
Stranger: lkke robin hood
You: your are good man
Stranger: for 40 dollars i can pay a drug addict to kill in medillian columbia and snhip aks back to jus in mkissianry suitcase of orphans noone checlks
Stranger: onmly kill drug dealers who are bad anyways
You: wow... only 40))
You: you killing drugs dillers?
Stranger: yes? why? how m juch does it cost to have someon killed where u livee/ mlore than 40
You: do you have family?
Stranger: only my girls
Stranger: i call them m y family
Stranger: between the time i have them here for myself and till i sell them they nare m y children
Stranger: i always have from 8 to 15 for to do mthe work
You: Why do you live in alaska?
Stranger: for having the fishing boats to smuggle them
Stranger: but i travel also
You: You born in Russia or USA?
Stranger: columbia sud america
Stranger: my father worked there for CIA after being Nazi in ww2
Stranger: and my mother from argentina
Stranger: is this better than some old indonisian wanking offm his soft dick
You: thrue, true
Stranger: so do u have an y sisters u want to come to USA
Stranger: i give hyou discount and get them papers
Stranger: and modeling jobs
Stranger: hahahaha
You: no thx. You are very intresting person)
Stranger: i give you 3 ak 47, a dragunov and b uild u ak 74 krinkov sahorty
Stranger: and i promise to sell only to nice brothel
You: i think i can't take it))
Stranger: with only 3 year contract then she can be free
You: heh) Do you have some vodka?
Stranger: yes grey goose
Stranger: i got a case froma client for christmas
You: )
Stranger: anyways i am just groggy wakking up and everything i said was a joke so dont worry LOL
You: )
Stranger: dont spam my skype *ЗАКРЫТО*
You: ok))) It's you real skype?
Stranger: whats jurs
Stranger: yes
Stranger: facebook СКРЫТО bjt there are lloads of СКРЫТО
Stranger: what is ur FB
You: fb = facebook?
Stranger: mkine has a picture tnhat says free the hikers shane sarah josh
Stranger: yes
You: sorry, i dont have facebook(
Stranger: yellow pic is profile pic right now a poster free the hikers'
You: ok
You: thx you for all) Nice weapons) Nice hat and nice beard)
Stranger: what is evangelie
You: ?
Stranger: http://www.tineye.com/search/СКРЫТО
You: i don't now
You: it's religion portal
You: chirstian
Stranger: the picture u have up comes up on tineye
You: it's arms of USSR
Stranger: ok
You: Emblem of the USSR*
Stranger: well give my facebook to some nice single woman for me to chatb with and make friends with
You: ok
Stranger: can find facebook with emailk *СКРЫТО*
You: thx
Stranger: and who are u age?
Stranger: name
You: *СКРЫТО*
You: Sorry for my bad english((
Stranger: oh well maybe ur grandmlother has friend my asge zzlol
You: ))
Stranger: my typing is worse and my russian was learned sin 1979-1984
You: wow. but i'm learning english now) I like it, but i'm really bad in write english
Stranger: and ur skhype or i mkight ignore eur equest
Stranger: if i dont k]recpgnize who kit is
You: skype - *СКРЫТО*
Stranger: recognize who it isa'
Stranger: ok leg have a good day
Stranger: someday i wkill visit russia and lother fromer sloviet rpublics
Stranger: o have friend lives in Kief and my nekice allison works at na christian univeersityin lithuania
Stranger: and my bestr girlfriends mkother in law livfws in aotchi si i qant to cisit eher alsao'
Stranger: sotchi
Stranger: it is dark here and i jse batteries for lights
Stranger: so hard to see
You: heh... ep i recognis this
You: have a good day. thx you, i think i write you later)
Stranger: ok bye
You: bye